People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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