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Wanna hear a joke? no

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A bar walks into a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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