Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Peas

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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