- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

The Blonde walked into a wall.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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