What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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