- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

I just threw up..In my pants.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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