- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Once, I went to Peru.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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