- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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