- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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