- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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