What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Is your refrigerator running? No.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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