- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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