Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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