Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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