- Anti Joke

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.