You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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