- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??