- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

womans having rights.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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