why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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im @ work, LOL.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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