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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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