why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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