- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What hurts like hell? HELL

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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