Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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all your base are belong to mark

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Penis

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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