- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's your guys names?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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