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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

su algato es en fuego

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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