Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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