- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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