Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What is life? Paul.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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pull my finger (farts)

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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