- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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