Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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I Have a Black Friend

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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