Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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