- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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