what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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