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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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