- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

White men's rights

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A gay man watches football.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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