- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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