- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

I C U P White stuff

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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