- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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