What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Roses are flowers.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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