- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Justin Bieber.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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