- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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