- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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