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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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