- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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