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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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