Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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