- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Japan

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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