Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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