A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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the game

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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