Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

There's my tractor.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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