Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Women's rights.

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