What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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