- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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