How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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