theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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