A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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