All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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