- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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