- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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