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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A baby seal walks into a club.

silver bullet?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

"Knock knock..." "come in"

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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