- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Honk if you're Amish!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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