- Anti Joke

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.