whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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