Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

woman's lacrosse

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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