What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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