A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...