- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

I just threw up..In my pants.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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