- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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