- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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