- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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