- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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