Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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