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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

batman has diarrhea

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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