- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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