- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

snowglobe

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??