- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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