- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

No soup for you!

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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