- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's 2+2? Fish

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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