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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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