- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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