- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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