why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Burp

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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