- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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