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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

SHUT UP JP

Who wants water? I do.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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