- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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