- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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