I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A man died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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