What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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