Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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