Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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knock knock come in !

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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