- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Wait! hundred billions!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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