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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Please don't shoot me

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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