- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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