- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

your mom is so fat.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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