- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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