- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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