- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

This is not a joke.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

breasts

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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